The meanest short lady ever!!

[Malice Violante Cathers]

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The photo I wanted here stretched the page. But I have a lot of pictures on my profiles online.

My name is Kirsten Elrod. Well, my REAL last name is Cathers, but some stuff happened. Got adopted into my little brother's father's last name for insurance reasons.

Anyway, I'm 20-years-old, currently, and unemployed. But I'm going back to school and hopefully becoming a nurse for the local maternity ward. Not for the nursery but for the women who need positive attention after giving birth. I know I did after I had my son. My heritage is... German and Cherokee, as far as I know. My great-grandmother on my mother's side, who is still alive, is full-German, and my great-grandmother on my father's is full Cherokee. Also, my grandfather on my mother's side is Cherokee as well. I don't know it's confusing. Basically, I have green eyes, brown hair, and freckles I try to hide. Ehh... Corbin is German, Blackfoot, Cherokee, and I think there's some Swede in there.

I have a baby, as I write this he's 7 months old but he was born on April 19, 2010. I started labor at like 8am, so as it got later and later in the day I was determined not to have him on 4-20, so I managed to get him out of my at 9:40pm. He's adorable. Out of all the people I've ever met, I've never seen a baby that's as calm and happy as he is. Yes, he does scream sometimes, but that's when he's excited. He only cries when he's either hungry or dirty lol. Pretty good kid. His name is Corbin Nicholai Caldwell.

The father and I are still together, his name is Thad. I decided to put this on here because most people assume that I'm a single parent. It happens often, but in this case it's not true. I don't want to put a picture of him on here, only because all the ones I currently have don't do him justice. He's currently 22-years-old.

About me, though... I'm 5'3.5'' and have long dark brown wavy hair. Near the end of my pregnancy my hormones went out of wack and I broke out in some awful acne. My face is still clearing up, but it looked AWFUL when I had pictures taken after birthing my child. So, I'm sensitive about it. I'm also sensitive about a lot of other things. Like, I talk a lot. In real life, I don't hardly make friends because I can't stand human beings. So, when I make friends online, I want to talk a lot. Like in the CBox. And if I feel like I'm annoying someone, maybe I won't say anything about it or show it, but my feelings get hurt pretty badly.

I love tattoos, music, art in general, animals (ANIMALS), colors, nature, video games, WoW, and some specific countries. Russia (Yes, Scoots), Germany, Africa for its animals, Japan for its genius, and China for making my friend Cinna. Lol. I love cars, especially older models and muscle cars. I like the color yellow but I don't want it near me, it makes me want to vomit. I don't like Easter, or Thanksgiving. My reasons, Thanksgiving.. Well, everyone knows that we white folk took the natives' land and cheated them. Not that it's, in the long run, a bad thing, but I don't like the idea of lies and being mean to get an advantage in life. Easter... I don't like it because, just like a lot of our holidays, we claim it to be a Christian tradition but we use Pagan rituals. Yeah so blah. Anyway, I also don't like the pale shades of blue, pink, and yellow. It puts a bad taste in my mouth. I do love crocheting though. Making baby blankets and stuff...

It sounds like I'm mean but really I'm just honest. I stopped lying a while back, because my heart told me it's wrong.

I do my best to respect all people and religions and cultures. That's what true Christians are supposed to do. The judging isn't our job. But, I don't call myself a Christian because I follow my heart, not the words of man. If you want to get deeper into it and find out more on these subjects, PM me or find me on Facebook as Kirsten Danielle Elrod.

I love making friends. And once someone is a friend of mine, I'm protective over them. Which causes me problems. I want to trust the people I let close to me and that's how I always get hurt. But it doesn't change my ways. Luckily, for what's left of my sanity, I have a positive personality and I keep getting right back up again after being knocked down.

Please excuse me for the way I speak and act. I never mean to be vulgar or insensitive, sometimes I just don't know how to express myself. I can't think of anything else to type, but yeah, I'm going to stop right now lol. Getting distracted.

[Sebastian Michael Ryker]

My attitude is always changing, as well as my personality. It's sometimes a good thing, sometimes bad. But I've been attempting to become more lady-like and I recently got a new haircut... BANGS. Also, I highlighted my hair for the first time ever. I've been wearing my makeup again. The only thing left to do, now, besides remove the toenail on the eleventh, is lose weight. I want to be back in size 8 pants and I'm wearing like.. 10 or something. I have wide hips.

Anyway, here's the picture I took this morning when I got up and got ready. I'm currently taming my hair with bobby pins, since I haven't had bangs since I was like six or seven-years-old. But I don't think I have one in in this picture:

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I think the photo is probably too big to post here so I just gave you guys the link.

The highlights were supposed to come out caramel but I left the dye in too long. They're gold lmao! I love them, though You can't see the full detail here but you get the idea.

I'm so proud of myself!

[Voltaire Van Craven]

Nice hair Malice! Lookin good girl!

<3 Remz

[Sebastian Michael Ryker]

THANK YOU

I loves it sooo much

[Malice Violante Cathers]

Earlier today (At the beginning of this post, it's 1:35am, so I'm calling yesterday earlier today, since I haven't gone to bed, yet.), I went to the doctor's office. My appointment was at 1:10pm. When I got there, my boyfriend, son, and I sat there for 30 minutes before Corbin finally squealed enough that we were both wayyyy too impatient to wait any longer. Thad went to the receptionist and the girl behind the desk said my appointment was at 1:45pm. Wtf? No it's not. I even have my appointment wrote down on my calendar in Sharpie. It was 1:10pm.

But, of course, I lost the card they wrote it on when I was last there, so they just assumed they could trick me. Ugh. Aaaaanyway.

After that woman said that, I was in a worse mood. Some girl said my name and I said, "I heard." But it turns out she was saying that Dr. Joseph's room was ready for me. I went back there and NO ONE was there except the nurses and the doctor. So, yeah I was annoyed that I had to endure Corbin's squealing for NOTHING.

Eventually, after some more squealing and whining, we got started on my toenail. All this for a toenail, right?

The nurse that was helping him was the same nurse I met last time I was there and I really liked her. She even remembered catching me flipping through a magazine and also remembered how I jumped. She ALSO remembered that I was looking for a picture of Eli Roth! Lmfao!! Well, Dr. Joseph gave me a shot in the left side (inside) of my big toe (The Big Ugly). The needle didn't hurt like I thought it would, but it was uncomfortable when he put a bunch of stuff to numb it in there. Then he did the right side (outside) of my toe. Omg, it hurt a bit. I guess because it was closer to my toeknuckle bone thing haha. But it hurt worse when he started putting that stuff in it. My ears were ringing because I was fighting shock.

Yes, I have gone into shock so many times I've been figuring out a way to fight back.

Well, he left and came back in 10 minutes. I was not excited to do this. My toe, though pretty numb, could still feel pressure and stuffs. Tingly. He said I'd still be able to feel the pressure and the tugging and pulling. I had a feeling it wasn't numb enough. He also said that sometimes he had to give an extra shot because the toe wouldn't be numb enough, even after waiting 10 minutes. I thought to myself, I think I'd rather just endure what little pain I feel than to deal with another one of those shots. You know I love piercings and tattoos, though I let all my piercings grow up, so when I don't like something, it has to be uncomfortable. I have a high pain tolerance.

He got out these little scizzors and then put them back down, after I looked at them and made a face, because he had to spray my foot with this cold stuff that sprayed on yellow and made me look like a part of me was zombified. It felt like they were incasing my foot in liquid ice lol.

Then it began, I wouldn't even respond that I was ready. It didn't hurt until he started getting half-way up my toenail. I didn't watch but I could tell exactly what he was doing. Well, once he got to the top, I was in pain, though it wasn't unbearable I would have appreciated an epidural at that moment. I just didn't want to tell him that it hurt that bad because I didn't want him to stop with my nail hanging half-way off my toe and give me another awful shot, have to wait 10 minutes, then come back and finish. Anyway, when he was finally done, I wasn't feeling well, though I knew I wouldn't vomit because I never do that, seriously. He asked if I wanted to see and I did but I didn't feel like it and told him to throw it away.

Now, I regret it. I would have liked to keep that thing. Thad said it was almost an inch into my toe, the nail was, with a point.

If you want to see pictures, I created an album once I was here alone with the laptop that's called Strange & Gross and I have some pictures in it. I'm just a freak.

Anyway, that was my day. 12 hours later and my toe is still numb. Haha!! I'm excited. As soon as it's done healing I'll be able to wear my boots and heels again!

[Malice Violante Cathers]

I'm missing you guys pretty badly.

Got a job interview Tuesday at 2:00pm. Hopefully, I'll get the job. Also hoping I'm not sick that day.

I don't know what else to say. I keep just missing everyone in the cbox when I finally get on here. Hoping to talk to you all soon. *muah!!*